i haven't been back to the wacky, apple-(computer)-themed, conspiracy-theory-laden as the apple turns site in a while. now i'm wondering why? the tone of the writing is just fantastic, chock full o' humdingers like, "And the conspiracy just keeps getting clearer and clearer! They called us mad at the university when we sought to reanimate the sutured flesh of the recently deceased-- and, well, okay, they were right about that one. (Lightning... What were we thinking?) But they also called us mad when we hinted that Steve Jobs's oh-so-public scuttling of the Disney-Pixar contract negotiations was deliberately timed as part of an elaborate conspiracy to pry Michael Eisner out of Disney's CEO spot, and the evidence on that one just keeps on piling deeper and deeper. To refresh your memories, here's a quick rundown of what we know so far: a few months back, Walt's nephew Roy Disney got booted from the company's board of directors when Eisner pulled a maneuver with some 'expected retirement age' clause that allegedly didn't even apply to Roy's position. Fellow board member Stan Gold resigned in disgust. . .".

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Evan [ 02/16/2004 21:10]: Yo, I is all over them site today... There was an ad for the original Apple I on some bible thumper site and the alleged ad showed the Apple I selling for $666. It's hooey right? Not like it matters or anything. I go to those sites to spar with those "true believers". They are of course no match for my UnstoppableFightingTechnique *enter Karate-Snoopy*