ok, so theres the creepy, anti-federal survivalists and then there's the, um, new survivalists. only these ones sell weird sharper image-esque crap like safetychick (including "two 'Party Girl Watch Your Cocktail' drink test coasters with two test pads (to test for date rape drugs)"), nyc puzzle (in the print catalog, "Remember the Manhattan skyline the way it used to be?"), and water wizard (how does "wilting plants in hard to reach places" relate to survivial?). hm.