dude, (i think the peeps at sat were trying to link to this article at calpundit) this really is the The Texas Republican Party Platform for 2000. some samples? "The Party believes the minimum wage law should be repealed." or how about "The Party believes it is in the best interest of the citizens of the United States that we immediately rescind our membership in, as well as all financial and military contributions to, the United Nations." holy shit, batman.